From the Mouths of babes

Parker has turned into quite the comedian lately....the best part is he doesn't even realize he is being funny. To him he's just speaking his mind. A few stories to brighten your day..........

Parker: "Mommy Claire (my niece) is like a monkey"
Me: "Why is Claire like a monkey?"
Parker: "Because she likes bananas"


Parker watches Mickey Mouse Clubhouse...on this particular morning Mickey and the gang are saving Goofy and Donald who are stuck on the mountain in a snow storm. They bring hot chocolate to them.

Parker: "Mommy here's some hot chocolate that I made for you"
Me: "Thanks baby. Its delicious would you like some?"
Parker: "Nope I'm a garbage man. We only drink coffee"

We have always played a little game when getting Parker ready for a bath. We always say "EEWWW those are some stinky pigs" and pretend to smell his feet. He finds this hilarious and has now started to ask us to smell his feet and then cracks up. Tonight before Tony bathed him.....

Parker: "Daddy smell my pigs."
Tony: "EEEWWW those are some stinky pigs"
Parker laughs and beings to undress further...
Parker: "Daddy, smell my butt"
OH LORD...we have created a monster

Kids say the darnedest things.